It is Sunday here in Botswana and the worm has turned weather-wise—cold, foggy, rainy and a 50 degree drop in temperature from what it was just 10 days ago. Last weekend we put away the fans and today we got out the space heater. It’s a good weekend to sleep in, read, eat, play Scrabble and nap.
Kalahari Khronicle Volume 1 Number 8
World Stops
This may be a first in journalism history, but Kgosi proclaims in this lead (and only) article in the Khronicle that unless you live in Iceland----
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED THIS WEEK.
There are no stories worth reporting and Kgosi refuses to waste the time of our readers and this paper’s massive crack journalism staff on drivel.
Now really readers—do you need to know:
that Goldman Sachs rigged an investment so the insiders made a billion dollars and the pension fund investors lost a billion?
that Lindsay Lohan’s Father made a welfare check-up visit on her and her sister?
that South Carolina’s Lieutenant Governor said that it is “lazy people” who cause his state’s illegal immigration problem? “There are lot of people that are flat out lazy in this state and they are using up the goods and services that we have," but they won’t take jobs harvesting crops.
Do you even want to know that in the latest expanded Nielsen ratings, 2 of the top 7 shows viewed in the USA last week were episodes of “World Wrestling Entertainment”?
I didn’t think so.
Kgosi’s Komment—Kgosi only likes wrestling when it occurs in mud and involves Kopo and any animal over 2 tons
Despite the fact that this edition has only one article, the per-paper price is the same—2 Pula. Just because the world has a bad week, why should the Khronicle suffer?
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